AIB really U to be annoyed...

[Fireandashes]

...that my Magnum Infinity hasn't magically regenerated itself like the one on the advert does?

Should I report it to ASA or Trading Standards? Maybe it's a matter for my MP?

This is more serious than MPs can deal with. The UN should be your first port of call.

That advert should be reported to the advertising standards people. Bit like the smugly Jamie Oliver feed your kids for a week on fifty quid small change to him was, it was pulled a few weeks ago.