To not want Mr Bloom in the bath with me.

[Pinkiemum]

A ver light hearted AIBU

Having a bath with DD 4 and DS 5.5 months DD tells me Mr Bloom has joined us along with the veggies. Told DD I didn't think it was appropriate for Mr Bloom to be in the bath with us, that I didn't want to be naked with a strange man and veggies.

Dh and I had a good laugh, but did think it a bit stange.

I'd like to be in the bath with Orlando Bloom, bu I dont think that's who you're meaning...

gawd, margaret will soak up all the suds and the wee macgregors will make too much splashing!

now, if you invited Sid into the bath....

another one hoping it woul be Orlando Bloom

Ooh, I wouldn't mind at all. But only if he kept the hat on. And the veggies could piss right off.

But I might not express those exact sentiments in front of a small child.

Right, off to watch CBeebies...

"the veggies could piss right off"

YABVU, he could come and scrub my back anytime.

Chuck him over this way, I'll have him and if he's good i'll have him again.

Oh and throw Joan over this way too, she looks like she'd be a good loofah

Wouldn't mind if it was Orlando Bloom and I was alone in the bath, don't think Mr Bloom should be having a bath with my 4yr old dd.

The veggies are Ok don't know about Joan as a loofah I suppose Mr Bloom is better than Mr Tumble.