To think DP is after something

[hathorkicksass]

He is off to get groceries.

And has done some ironing.

And says he's going to hoover and clean.

What could he be after?

Well, as it's Friday night, I'll say bumsex

Bumsex or a night out with the lads

Bumsex, failing that a good blowjob.

Some peace and quiet...

@ Fred

ha ha @TMB

Yes . All men want anal sex. All the livelong day

Deffo bum sex and a lie in tomorrow.

What is their fascination with bumsex?!

EXcuse me. No bumsex here.

He'll have to settle for the blow job

Crispy there is no fascination with bumsex

Tis an urban myth

Not so sure cybbo my ex used to pester me for it. It's not for me I'm afraid.

F1 (maybe) this weekend?