To be secretly pleased by this?

[Kayano]

Opened a bottle of cava to have a glass while cleaning and dancing around the kitchen...

(classy bird)

When I come to put the stopper in... It's missing! I think it must have been thrown out in the great maternity kitchen cupboard clear out :S

So I obviously must finish the whole thing. DH is on lates so he can feed the baby tonight (he does not know this yet)

I am secretly very very pleased by this turn of events although if DH asks I am actually gutted as I was looking forward to a glass tomorrow ;P

My night of cleaning has turned into cava and family guy night

Sounds like an excellent evening. Can I come round?

You are living the dream!

YANBU..... it's bad luck to leave an open bottle!

Yabu - why are you cleaning late on sunday night? Next time buy two bottles so you always have a spare stopper..

it's bad luck to leave an open bottle!

Is it? In that case I shall have to go and finish off my half bottle of very nice Sauvignon blanc that I was intending to leave till later in the week.

I was am cleaning on a Sunday night because I will openly admit to doing fuck all this week apart from play peek-a-boo with the child lol

I'm such a lazy bitch

That and I am waiting for a call from estate agent to get the house on the market... But it's currently to manky to sell

I can never leave a bottle (ahem) but a teaspoon (or any piece of silver cutlery) put in upside down, keeps the fizz. That's for if, and only if, you don't/can't drink it all hiccup

I was about to suggest the teaspoon thing but if i'm honest I would finish the bottle too x

That's not fair, we have a whole set of the bloody things, which means I have no such excuse. AND my OH is a bloody genius at finding solutions to such problems

Its never the same the next day, new bottle needed.

Friends mum was shocked by how much my friend and her DH drank, so gave them a Vacu Vin. Friend thanked her mum for it and said

"it's great, now when we have finished the first bottle we know we can open a second and use the Vacu vin if it's not all gone."

Don't think that's what her mum had in mind :)

Wherearemysock...... well, I was always told it was bad luck, usually by people wanting just one more wee glass!

I have had this bottle of cava (from work for being awesome that's a lie we all got one regardless) since I was 12 weeks pregnant and I am damn well enjoying it

I'm pissed already I have proofread this 5 times)

1st time ever autocorrect is my Bessie Mate

Ffs I am too drunk to use strikethroughs an I?

Arse

Maybe shouldn't have had it do quickly...

Savour it Kayano!!! Savour it

(autocorrect just tried to change my name to Kayak - even autocorrect can't spell my name sob)

so funny Kayano - I hope you enjoyed your cleaning piss up on a Sunday evening!!

DH just told me to go to bed. Must be bad

If you are anything like me I waffle totally rubbish at DH and repeat myself constantly when I have had a few, I often get told to go to bed

Kayano, you were right the first time. You got the cava for being awesome

Chuffed little update:

The baby chose tonight to be the first nogt they slept through. 8.30 til 6 and then back down til 9. She is 8 weeks today wooooo

She is good to me

Just as well because I was minging

I did a similar thing on Friday night, ate a pizza for supper and forgot. went looking for it in the freezer on Sat night and DH was 'but you ate it last night'