presents from your dcs

[devonshiredumpling]

went to work this morning looking for my locker key only to discover a carrot in my handbag now i KNOW i did not put it in there so question is what things have your children secreted in odd places and where

My dc is too young to give me anything but shit

But my cats know me so well they left a dead frog on my bookshelf once... Exactly where the book I wanted was.

Worst present ever, even if not from dd lol

mostly lego men, sometimes play mobile in my handbag usually. Never a carrot though

Oh and puffle coins in the dvd player and a guitar cappo hidden for months on the top of the fridge

we once had visitors around at xmas and they began laughing at the xmas tree, i have always taken pride in my tree and have it colour co -ordinated etc and when i turned to look was horrified to discover tampons hanging from the branches....turns out ds1 had a fascination for them and used 2 boxes to hang them on the tree...mortified was not the word

LMFAO doormat

My daughter put a pair of her knickers in my pocket, which I pulled out thinking it was a hanky . I work in a secondary school and having little girls knickers in you pocket/hand is a odd feeling.

what did you say doormat i would have wanted the earth to swallow me up

Thanks to DS I once went to the dentist with a small wooden monkey in my bra. I think the dentist may have noticed it while I was reclined in the chair but I only noticed it was in there several hours later.

i can now look back and laugh...but at the time " the shame" lol