To think Angry Birds is cruel?

[SamuelWestsMistress]

Surely the'd be better off talking about their issues rather than blowing pigs up? It's animal abuse and it's terrorism!

I forgot to buy potatoes this morning.

i've got some you can have Worra

i'm expecting a phone call 'after 2.30pm' she said, wonder what time she'll ring

Oh my God! It's 2.30pm. And I am still in my dressing gown

But birdies can't talk, so they have no other recourse than to blow the pigs up. But then that makes me question how the pigs can afford all those fancy contraptions to hide in, when their only income is a few eggs. They must have the same magic shop as Wile E Coyote, who can conjure up anything in the middle of the desert to try to trap Roadrunner!

I like big butts and I cannot lie.

I'm waiting for the groceries to be delivered. Then I have to do my US Taxes.

that's ace! (yes, i said 'ace'. i is well old skule)

I honestly hadn't realised the time until I saw your post

Thanks UnChartered

My guess is 2.31 but don't answer til the 3rd ring or you'll come across as needy and unreasonable.

I get so fucked off when I buy potatoes and they turn green after a few days or sprout. I can't seem to get the right storage conditions for them.

Found some long forgotten tatties under the sink that have tentacles. DD(4) freaked out!

Rindercella leave it on, im still in mine and will feel like a slattern if you get dressed

Oh and I forgot to add in my OP that putting them into space is even more barbaric.

what if i am needy and unreasonable, will that show?

and what if she hangs up after the 2nd ring because she's needy and/or unreasonable and impatient?

I get so fucked off when I buy potatoes and they turn green after a few days or sprout

Upon closer inspection, are you sure they're not actually....well you know sprouts?

I've done this wrong, haven't I?

the 1st rule about messing up a thread is there are no rules about messing up a thread Columbia

and what if she hangs up after the 2nd ring because she's needy and/or unreasonable and impatient?

I hadn't thought about that

But you can always read her passive aggressive Facebook statuses and keep us informed.

Buy a potato bag from World of Useless Kitchen stuff, aka Lakeland.

i don't think she's the PA type tbh, but she's BLOODY LATE...

arf

Does anyone want a honey and lemon jakeman's?

I have to bring the washing in, it's started raining again.

grrrr

still no phone call

how dare she be stuck at work

Still waiting for groceries. Have to go wake son up from his nap. Thus endeth my peace...

Samuel. It's called chitting. I chit you not