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To have a bit of a "thing" for.........

40 replies

Babylon1 · 13/04/2012 21:51

Noel Edmunds, Jeremy Kyle and Keith Lemon as well as Philip Schofield???

I'm only 33!!!Blush

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UnChartered · 13/04/2012 21:52

i'd do 50% of your list

lolajane2009 · 13/04/2012 21:53

lol i'd only do schofield from those.

Babylon1 · 13/04/2012 21:54

Oh god, do I need therapy??

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Chilenachica · 13/04/2012 21:58

Seriously, Noel Edmunds, seriously?

The mind boggles

Goolash · 13/04/2012 21:59

Jeremy Kyle? JEREMY KYLE?????

That's the one of the most messed up things I've read on Aibu.

Oh dear god.

Grin
Honeydragon · 13/04/2012 22:00

Euuugh that's like some weird man/chipmunk orgy thing you've got going on there.

AKissIsNotAContract · 13/04/2012 22:00

YABU, unless you've been an exceptionally long time without a shag.

TequilaMockinBird · 13/04/2012 22:00

Jeremy and Philip, yes. Noel though? Eeww!

Although I'm weird anyway cos I have a thing for Sven Goran Erikkson Blush

PlaguegroupHasChocolateButtons · 13/04/2012 22:00

YABU - particularly with Noel.

PoorEv · 13/04/2012 22:00

Keith and Philip...maybe after a few wines.
Noel and Jeremy??? You need help Grin Wink

babylann · 13/04/2012 22:00

To be fair a year or so ago there was a particular event on Deal or No Deal where Noel Edmonds dressed up as a knight or something, he did look strangely attractive.

The rest, no, never, not in a million years. So YAB75%U

OneOfMyTurnsComingOn · 13/04/2012 22:01

Oh. My. God.

Jeremy VILE?????

WTAF???

Horrible, nasty excuse for a man.

Bambino81 · 13/04/2012 22:01

Keith Lemon? REALLY? :(

Yeah i think only Schofield is worth it ;)

scarletforya · 13/04/2012 22:02

Fucking hell, that is one GRIM selection of men. Sad

babylann · 13/04/2012 22:07

Seriously, Schofield? I mean, he seems alright, but he's annoying

UnChartered · 13/04/2012 22:09

Pip would have the sex towel in his bottom drawer

TartyMcFarty · 13/04/2012 22:15

How about Jeremy Paxman, Alan Rickman or ... wait for this one ... Jon Humprys? Lush! Blush

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 13/04/2012 22:16

My mate told me about a sex-dream she'd had about Noel Edmonds. Now that's back in my brain.

If I have a dream tonight Babylon

BTW Jeremy Kyle is so fecking smug and holier than you. "A naked woman could sleep next to you and it wouldn't matter ,because you love her ".

I'd do him, just to take photos and show them on his poxy TV show. Hmm

Kayano · 13/04/2012 22:17

Clarkson

Blush
70isaLimitNotaTarget · 13/04/2012 22:18

Matthew Wright. He's got an impish look.
As does Russell Brand

And Russell Kane (but I'm not 100% sure he's on the right bus IYKWIM)

NorksAreMessy · 13/04/2012 22:19

I feel a bit sick

larahusky · 13/04/2012 22:20

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ifancyashandy · 13/04/2012 22:21

Is Pip on the'right' bus? I mean, I know he's married n'all but I always wondered...

RedBlanket · 13/04/2012 22:22

I hate Keith Lemon. I think he's Wierd and creepy even more because he's putting it On

I might consider Schofield.

CharlieUniformNovemberTango · 13/04/2012 22:23

I think I'd do JK in a kind of ironic way.

Maybe as a one night stand, so I could tell him to put something on the end of it and then tell him he should be ashamed to be sleeping around.

Maybe I need therepy too.