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Veruca · 04/04/2012 21:31

Farted in the heat of the moment? Very embarrassing (and funny). Please tell me I'm not the only one!

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Goawaybob · 04/04/2012 21:32

sorry, ive never done this, ever - the very idea!!! Wink its just you!

Debeez · 04/04/2012 21:34

Fart or Queef? I've done both. If he laughs with you, bang him again.

everlong · 04/04/2012 21:36

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Veruca · 04/04/2012 21:39

Fart from your bum!

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technoduck · 04/04/2012 21:44

Ok could only tell you lovely ladies at mn.... But I once farted whist my now dh was going urmm down on me Blush He found it funny tho (thank god) and I was very drunk.

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Debeez · 04/04/2012 21:44

Everlong Queef if a funny noise from "the front" caused by air being forced in through vigorous heat of the moment type activity then out by the same means.

everlong · 04/04/2012 21:45

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Veruca · 04/04/2012 22:01

Glad I'm not the only one technoduck.

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AKissIsNotAContract · 04/04/2012 22:04

I've done worse, I once sharted.

Luckily the guy was a total bellend and I can look back on it with a big smile.

AKissIsNotAContract · 04/04/2012 22:20

I killed that thread then

Debeez · 04/04/2012 22:27

:O

luvsaschnoozer · 04/04/2012 23:14

Not the same but me and dp were having very quiet sex one night and in the middle we could hear ds1 do the loudest and longest sleep fart ever. Couldnt believe how loud he was or that we could hear from downstairs, It was sooooo funny...... we couldnt continue, massive mood killer.

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