To be disturbed by PC Plum?

[Pippinintherain]

He's so odd and there's noway I'd trust him to solve a crime.

Urgh, he makes me shudder.

We wears a lot of make up. I wonder what he looks like without it.

I am very fond of Archie thiugh.

Archie doesn't instill such strong feelings in me.

TBH I think most of that village are odd.

The episode with Plummy needing a haircut almost had me vomming.

Yes, the haircut, that was where I first noticed the make-up. He looked...slimey.

It is a funny show, the Scottish woman in the shop who can't sing is quite entertaining too.

I think we have the TV on too much in this house.

I used to find Archie strangely attractive. Then I got out more and became normal

He does like his blusher.

Yes, PC Plum is odd. We watched it when DS was very little, he's 8 now :)

Do love Archie, he's a comedian! He appears in Gary: Tank Commander.

I def need to get out more

Ah, I think Archie is just a symbol of my liking for curly-haired Scottish men in kilts in general.

Although having said that, I do lean more towards well built game-keeper types. Rab C. Nesbitt, not so much..

Archie is soooo very very creepy.

Archie looks ashamed to be there and he has zero rhythm when prancing around in his kilt.

I would like to see Jodie jump after giving birth to my 4 Dcs, I wet myself on dds trampoline if not visited toilet first. I no rather too much information

I felt so rotten for PC Plum when he got beaten up.

The crimes all seem a bit petty, I know its a kids program but they went to see Plummy as they needed to find out how many sails were on a boat the other week.

Who beat him up? Pocket and sweet?

I always silently change the words to his song to "I'm PC Plum and I take it up the bum" Tis very immature I know but I can't help it!

I know him IRL and he's a lovely man.

Oh yes, love Archie! PC Plum is in love with Miss Hoolie.

It's his eyebrows.

Is Balamory still going?!

DCs are 12 and 7 now so its a long time since I was subjected to the delights of CBeebies.

I was always convinced the little Scottish woman in the shop had a bit of a drink problem (bottle of Buckie hidden under the counter maybe??). PC Plum was just so wet and wimpy.

I always wondered how Spencer ended up in Balamory.

My guess is the witness protection programme. I bet he's seen some shit.

Heavensmells - I do that too!

What is the relationship between Suzie and Penny supposed to be, I always think that Penny is a gold digger waiting for her sugar momma Suzie to die so she gets the shop and the cafe, I can totally picture her slipping a bit of arsenic into Suzie's tea to hasten the process but maybe that's just because Penny's smug round face annoys me.

Plum is the village idiot that they all allow to wear a police man's uniform and then make up tasks to keep him out of harms way. The dj episode was awful. So glad balamory is gone from our lives.

Have you seen the bit where he's doing the dance and he comes out of the woods...fiddling with his flies?

Plum reminds me of Grandpa from The Munsters.