To not go on the bastarding Easter egg hunt...

[jaquelinehyde]

I am currently sat on the sofa supposedly putting some slap on to go over to the school and hunt for eggs and do other fun Easter things like paint eggs and roll them down a sodding hill.

I don't want to go and have told DH that he has to take the 3 DC over as punishment for getting very, very drunk last night and that the fresh air will do him good...apparently I am being unreasonable and we should go as a family.

Right, I am so not going...

The only thing you have to bring to this eggtastic fun day is a boiled egg, it has been on all the notifications and you need one to decorate and roll etc.

Well when I saw DH cooking himself a large fried lunch I reminded him of this fact and asked him to check that there were enough eggs before cooking them all. He assured me there were plenty...Well guess what...There aren't enough fucking eggs left now

I am sitting on the sofa and not moving, he can take the DCs over and be judged for not being able to provide enough boiled eggs.

Are you sure you've got the right weekend? . Or are they starting early?

YY, let him go.

School stuff? On a sunday?
yanbu

YANBU.

Definitely going on today. I wish it was next weekend as I'm away for the week

Say you thought it was an April Fool's Day joke as it isn't Easter yet.

Good idea!

Yes, um. Easter Sunday next week.
DC can't hunt for eggs yet, Easter bunny has not been.

Good point Kitty.

Well the car park is packed, it always amazes me how many cars turn up to these things when there are only 22 children in the whole school!

DH has relented and is taking them. I am leaving it up to him to explain why he only has 2 hard boiled eggs.

I am going to put my feet up, have a cup of tea and MN for the next hour in blissful silence or I may have a nice bubble bath and eat a cream egg.