to think I am developing superpowers

[Minimammoth]

Along side telepathy, and knowing the future. I noticed that my local supermarket smelled of wee today. How can I harness this amazing power?

I don't know but my amazing ability is to always know the plot of a tv show or episode before it happens

And I have an amazing imdb power to see someone on the tv and list all the shows I have ever seen them in

I watch too much tv lol

I know when my MIL is ringing. Always. It really freaks DP out.

I know who is going to die when in every horror/thriller film I watch.

Ability to predict when MIL is calling must be v. useful. At least you can be out ready to listen.
I shall hone my smelling skills, you never know I might be able to smell trouble.

Yup, I know when MIL is ringing. Because it's 10pm on a Sunday night.

@ purple and maya - me too!

I know what the kids & DH have been up to in my absence. Freaks them out every time!

I know what mine have been up to when I'm away too and it does freaknthem out. I can sniff it out, literally (I have a freakily good sense of smell)

DS aged four has the freaky ability to get up at 3 a.m and then do a full day at school and a riding lesson. He is obviously destined to be a super-villain investment banker / hedge-fund manager / politician.

We know this because when we asked the G.P if the three-hour sleep in twenty-four might affect him aversely we were told that if it was okay for Mrs Thatcher...

Op are you pregnant? I developed super smelling powers when pregnant. I could smell if someone had been smoking just from walking past them in the street

Creepy, I bet he does it all on 2 fish fingers as well.
Defo not pregnant, those days are way gone. I think I'll work on having a clone next, or at least being in 2 places at once.

remember OP with great power comes great responsibility.

Ah yes. Very wise very wise. No clone then. Just me and my nose.

Perhaps you should visit your GP and ....errrmmm... share with him/her the details of these amazing superpowers.