AIBU in Wanting Ice Cream Lanes?

[TiggyD]

Whenever I stock up on ice cream I'm always terribly nervous of getting stuck in traffic and having it melt. There should be special lanes on the roads for those of us carrying vital ice cream supplies.

Who else should be allowed to use my special lanes?

Dirty Nappy lanes would save many lives.

Sounds good, but I tend to put frozen food in a chiller bag.

I think we need Grumpy-baby-strapped-in-a-carseat lanes then.

Just how often do you buy ice cream ?

Even with chiller bags I worry. It must be a human right not to worry about your ice cream melting mustn't it? I do buy it quite often.

How about people who need a wee? Or ugly people? Ugly people need a break or two in life so why not their own lanes?

Bloody hell, McHappy and Tiggy, you're both mega-organised with your chiller bag whatnots. I don't have one; if the icecream is melty when I get home, then I eat it.

Have you not heard about Online Shopping Tiggy?

You could fill your entire freezer in ONE shop!

Wine lanes

I'm not scared it'll be warm or anything, I just need desperately to get home and drink it.

Blame the welsh government and there 5p per bag law lol

When all the Olympic Games Traffic Chaos kicks off, we'll be happy to have traffic lanes that let your car move.

So I will suggest ice-cream lanes to BoJo this summer.