Shall I go? Help pls

[BareBums]

So I've just finished the last of my , chocs and fags so really need to top up but the trip to Asda is a bus journey away (can't drive) and the kids are complaining of illness so I should really get them calpol too but I also want to get Poms but I can't afford it all! Im down to my last tenor before benefit comes in on tuesday..

So AIBU to drag them all out with me to get my essentials, I'm sure the Dr will give me calpol for free anyway on Monday...

wind up.

YANBU!

Go and get your fags!

Bored are we?

my last tenor

YADNBU

at UnChartered

Phone for an ambulance and ask them to bring you calpol, booze & fags.

I'm being serious! Look if you lot won't help me I'll just fuck off to nethuns! They understand me!

it'll be ok, OP

it's bank holiday next week, double money in the bank.

The doctor gave me a prescription for my poorly child today, I was horrified when the chemist handed over two bottles of calpol in a bag (i really should have read the prescription before i handed it in).

I am reconsidering how i dress from now on when i go to the docs.

No wonder the NHS is in such a mess.

if you're addicted to fags, ask the GP for some on 'script too

Ok kids have just bloody been sick on my t

How old are the DC? If they're old enough for solid food, they're old enough to be left on their own whilst you get the bus to Asda for your booze & fags.

Track suits ugh ffs

Right I'm thinking I'm getting 2 bottles of !

Oh you're right why am I taking them??

Right I'll leave my 6 yr old in charge of my 1 yo twins yeah?

Right off for fags and wine

Venividivisa - you make a good point there, further to that, can they walk? Send them to Asda with a note, tell them to hop the fair on the bus, if they are small they can just walk on behind someone else.

If someone calls SS then bonus, look at all that free childcare

Glad to be of help.

Don't forget to change out of your vommy tracksuit and put your P.J.s on before you go.

Surely if they're old Enoch for solid food they're old enough to send to Asda for the fags. Put your feet up OP.

Maybe if you put your twins and 6yo on a street corner with a sign that says "Please give us chocolate" then you could get some freebies?

Who's Enoch? Enough!

Lots of good ideas here OP

You mean

Any of them tenors called Enoch?