Abandon hope all ye who enter here

[Starwisher]

Just a heads up for newbies...

"wel-come to thee 'Otel Californ-ya..."

I never knew you could sing Hec

Is that what that racket was?

Oi. Next big thing, me, y'cheeky buggers

But everything has been so nice here recently!

Good one saggy, good one!

I hath killed thee thread withith gasith...

Forgive me.

no problem

But everything has been so nice here recently!

Yes, all these threads starting about how 'ard and tuff MN is when in the last few days it's turning into NM without sparklies. What's going on?

Parp

bloody hell, starwisher, what you been eating?

Did you have veg for dinner Star?

Eww..

No I ate some naughty mumsnetters

Toxic they were.

ooooh, miaow

No I ate some naughty mumsnetters

I did wonder where they had all gone this week, eating was not my first assumption though :)