To ask for hangover cures

[McHappyPants2012]

I need help got the worse hangover ever. what can I do to make me feel normal again

Paracetemol, lots of water and a lay down.

Then a huge fuck off fry up

Get up. Have bubble bath. Put naice body lotion & undies on. Get dressed into comfy clothing. Apply perfume. Dry hair.

Move self to kitchen. Make hot, sweet tea. Toast. Bacon. Eggs. Retire to sofa. Get blanket. Drink fizzy water (lots of). Take pain killer of choice. Switch telly on. Doze. Eat. Doze again. Order takeaway. Doze some more. Eat again. Go to bed.

A bowl of boiled pasta (no sauce) and a pint of water or ice cubes if you can't stomach the water. I'll guarantee that you will feel miles better by the time you finish them both! (and it's easier and cheaper than a fry up! )
Let us know how you feel in an hour!

A Bloody Mary - seriously, but just the one!

Hot bat, ibuprofen. Lots and lots of full-fat coke.

Send someone out to get Subway. Footlong chicken pizziola with extra cheese, tonnes of jalapenos and southwest sauce. Even more full-fat coke.

This is what I will be having tomorrow sometime around noon.

I like a pot noodle when I'm hung over

Either a full, greasy, glorious fry up with extra fried mushrooms or a sausage and fried egg barm - you'll feel sooo much better afterwards! Telling yourself you'll never ever ever do it again always makes me feel better too

Hot bath, obviously. I am not aware of the hangover curing properties of bats, warm or otherwise.

Lots of water, a long brisk walk followed by junk food.

Junk food is seriously good medicine for hangovers.

I laughed out loud at hot bats as a cure

I usually scoff a chinese takeaway and drink ginger beer , that usually sorts me out for me nothign else works

still sniggering at Hot bats (hehehe)

tomato juice = best hangover cure ever!

Hated the stuff before, but one new year I ended up with the worst hangover ever at my uncle's house and he plied me with TJ and it was amazing how much better it made me feel! It also worked for morning sickness when I was pg!

Worcester sauce or celery salt optional (but make it work even better) :)

Paracetamol and diaoralyte. Guaranteed to work! Works best when taken twice- once at bed time then again in the morning

Big Mac and full fat coke

Loads of fruit - banana, melon, mango, blueberries

Big but healthy lunch eg baked potato, chicken breasts, loads of veg

Loads of sparkling water

Hair of the dog, namely (as above) Bloody Mary (or red wine) (yes it's dysfunctional but it does work)

Soluble vitamin C in a glass of water. Take 2 ibuprofen with the vit c tablet drink.

Then cocktail sausages, and a glass of ribena. Sorted.

Berocca and a big bacon sandwich

Flat Coke

Big Mac,Coke,2 anadin extra,ring donut, and tea with sugar bath and sofa!God it sounds almost worth getting drunk for

lots of sugary stuff, lots of fatty stuff, sleep. and maybe a hot bat.

I'm in this position today having got in at 4am .

So far, I have had 5 slices of toast and Marmite, copious amounts of tea, water and ibruprofen and loads of biscuits.

Taking the kids to Burger King shortly!!!!!

4am?!?

Don't forget crisps!

I have had to spend all day in bed as every time I sat up the room span!

Over the day I have. Had 6 nurofen and a bacon sandwich - the shower at 4 followed by a small lager and lime have sort of helped

Hope you feel better

Should give huge thanks to DP who has taken care of DS all day to allow me to die quietly and have peace

I used to get the worst hangovers where I would be puking all day and just really ill for about 2 days untill I discovered vodka, lime and soda water!

Now if i go out drinking that i have the minimal of hangovers and its a cheap, least fattening drink to drink too :)