To be COMPLETELY turned OFF...

[SaggyOldClothCatPuss]

When DP asked for a bit of slap and tickle?

I mean FFS! Who is he? Frankie Howerd?

Did you slap his head and chase him Benny Hill style?

If not, will please do that just for my personal amusement?

I did Slap his head, but substituted the Benny Hill style running for pushing him off the sofa!

Could have been worse could have said rumpy pumpy

Bagsie me slap.

"hello there" ???

Oh GOD! If he had said Rumpy Pumpy, id have had to have killed him and buried him under the patio!