Middle Aged Men On the Train Out Poshing Each Other

[QueenSconetta]

Shut up!

I'm sure your children are as wonderful and high achieving as each other, now leave me to commute in peace.

AIBU

'out poshing'!!

I nearly typo'd as out pishing which would have disturbing but funny equal measures.

Ah, the lesser-spotted "Biggus Dickus"...

Indeed Katie. Worryingly I am finding one of them quite handsome

Examples, please

The best was I have bought a flat and they have let me buy the loft space too, but to do that they said I had to buy the flat next door, so I did (this is for daughter at uni).

Lots of talk of horse trucks (yes trucks) and terribly worthy vocational courses (teaching and physio) but how dcs are now x.important person at x company

Eh? People who really have horse trucks don't call them that. They are known as horseboxes or up north, nag wagon.

Fab

Competitive spending parenting!

They're probably called Kev and Wayne and they grew up on a housing estate in Hackney....they learned all they know from watching telly.

Overhead comments that confirmed for DH and I that we could not live in Fulham a moment longer:

"oh you simply must let me exercise your polo ponies"

"but do we have to queue?" said in whiny drawling public school tones. Has now become a catchphrase though.

katiescarlett - a juvenile comment on your comment- do you mean there's a variety called Spotted Biggus Dickus?

You need to pinpoint the train/station!

Yes *Pinecones"

or Adolescent Biggus Dickus

My brother and his friends have "middle class-offs". Quite amusing, especially when they don't realise they are doing it.