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To ask other mums on MN not to use the F word?

674 replies

raspberrypi · 13/03/2012 08:52

I am a newbie. I find that F word is peppered in a lot of the threads. I used to swear a lot but I have stopped completely because I realize it's common, and makes a woman sound undignified. Is it too much, ladies, to ask you not to use F-ing thsi and F-ing that? Can't we adults discuss things without resorting to sailor language? Thank you.

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LadyClariceCannockMonty · 13/03/2012 13:58

only4tonight, that's a fascinating formula.

wankspatula
fuckgrinder

tits-squirrel
cockferret

By God, it works every time!!

only4tonight · 13/03/2012 14:00

I would love to take credit but is is the cumulative result of the work of many other mners throughout history.

CremeEggThief · 13/03/2012 14:01

YABU. It's an adult site and if people feel angry, upset and/or passionate about an issue, they are entitled to use whatever swear words they wish. Who are you to dictate to anyone else? I don't like swearing unnecessarily, but my goodness, nothing is a substitute for "Fuuuuccckkk" when you make a mistake or stub your toe.

only4tonight · 13/03/2012 14:02

I was fountain to use the fact that I killed the Fuck thread with the use of the word cuntblender as a way to bump myself up the list of most educated mners on that thread.

only4tonight · 13/03/2012 14:03

I was going to use the fact that I killed the Fuck thread with the use of the word cuntblender as a way to bump myself up the list of most educated mners on that thread.

only4tonight · 13/03/2012 14:03

Fountain? Fucking predictive text

PurpleRomanesco · 13/03/2012 14:04

VulvaStoat

RectumRaccoon

VagerBadger

FruitShootsAndHeaves · 13/03/2012 14:05

Fuck me this is a long thread...

What's it about?

ripsishere · 13/03/2012 14:05

Twat table, minge otter, cunt cuckoo, wank pan
I am trying to swear based on your formula onlyfor and failing.
What a nob tray I am.

ilikecandyandrunning · 13/03/2012 14:06

Add message | Report | Message poster StateofConfusion Tue 13-Mar-12 08:59:27
So because we swear on a site for adults were common.

Ever thought we let it out here and act like laydeees in real life.

If you don't like the swearing fuck the fuck off and when you get there fuck off some more and second on the left is nethuns, you'd fit right in.

Agree with this entirely

Smug people like the op really need to unclench

If you don't like seeing the word fuck etc written here then off you go and close the door behind you.

LadyClariceCannockMonty · 13/03/2012 14:06

Sorry, only4, I should have left you alone to take the glory of killing the thread.

But that formula is just too much of a joy.

twatfox
pissinghedgehogs

cuntwhisk
shittingduvet

Too much fun. May never do any work ever again.

buggerpigeon

Enough!

blackeyedsusan · 13/03/2012 14:07

common just means there are a lot of us about?

anyway wot is with serviettes, thems for posh peeple, wot is rong wiv you're sleeve? lol hugs (((hun)))

I must be common cos I is a single mother wot lives in a flat.

only4tonight · 13/03/2012 14:09

Come on rips are you trying to tell me that cuntcuckoo and wankpan aren't good swears?

only4tonight · 13/03/2012 14:09

Or mingeotter?

LadyClariceCannockMonty · 13/03/2012 14:09

I like minge otter the best.

tossrabbit

BrianTheBrainSurgeon · 13/03/2012 14:11

I want to nominate this thread for fucking classics

minesawhitewine · 13/03/2012 14:11

Am I being totally stupid, but what's nethuns?

CappyHunt · 13/03/2012 14:12
only4tonight · 13/03/2012 14:13

Netmums I think. A much fluffier forum

LadyClariceCannockMonty · 13/03/2012 14:14

In fact, it deserves a new category all of its own, actually called 'Fucking Classics'.

minesawhitewine · 13/03/2012 14:14

Oh sorry, spot the total novice

FrothyDragon · 13/03/2012 14:15

Has AnyFucker found this yet?

I feel a namechange coming on... FuckingDragon? Or FrothyFucker? Decisions...

Funtimewincies · 13/03/2012 14:15

I find that Flangegoblin covers most situations.

Shutupanddrive · 13/03/2012 14:15

I'm a black gay fucking sailor and if I want to fucking swear I fucking will ok? Oopps almost forgot - cunt Grin

PostBellumBugsy · 13/03/2012 14:16

What a great thread. Very educational. Am now deeply absorbed making up only4 swearwords:
prickpeeler
cockbadger
so very satisfying - thank you only4