To report this Welfare Family?

[ComposHat]

There was this family on the news, none of them work and most of them live off state handouts.

I don't know how they get away with it, they've not done a stroke of work in 60 years, yet they live in this massive house in Central London, have loads of horses, the wife is always in designer clothes and they take lots of exotictrips around the world each year. The husband is an immigrant as well, an asylum seeker probably.

Their four kids are just as bad, most of them have dysfunctional marriages and they've got fancy cars and houses of their own.

As a hard working taxpayer I am sick of subsidising their lifestyle, should I report them?

Yeah yeah the Royal Family by any chance?

You know them or you saw them on the news? Bit confused!

Ahhh but do they have a goat? You can't report them if they don't have a goat

Absolutley - report all of the Windsors!

Ahhhhh..

What'd I miss? I'm too tipsy for this. This is a pisstake, yes? Who is this family?

Do you mean the Royals?

Everyone has a right to be judgy.

You do what you need to do.

(The designer clothes are an outrage on their own)

Yes I would report them. They claim to actually work for their money from the taxpayers, but their "work" seems to consist of visits to exotic places, luncheons and such like.

Ahhhh.. But they bring in loads in tourist revenue doncha know!!!!!

Ahhh but they are fucking crap at dancing

Yeah, cos nobody visits France or the Palace of Versailles do they?

Royal Goats

Bloody Queen Victoria got a whole herd for free

YANBU. Report the scroungers.

Goats!? Fucking parasite workshysters....report now now now

Why was a goat with razor sharp gold horns and a blue jacket marched in front of Prince william and his bride yesterday in Quebec City? The "billy" goat's name is Batisse X and he is descended from Queen Elizabeth's private stock of royal goats

And did you see the big fat gypsy wedding they had at decent hard working taxpayers expense?

tsk!

and AND I swear i have seen the old woman on the TV, opening hospitals and suchlike - I hope they are reporting this source of income to the Dole office. Scrounging cunts

goaway

Bet she does it all cash in hand. No questions asked.

goaeway&compo
she's not opening them, she's nicking the drugs

I wonder if they have plasma tellies to watch themselves on?

I can't believe that the Government isn't cracking down on this blatant benefits fraud. Would you believe that one minister even wanted to give them a free yacht?

I wonder if she wipes her own bum ?

Apocalypse When I was a child my rabid monarchist mother told me that the Queen never needed the toilet, never farted and never burped. And I believed her.

They have no goat but the old granny has a shit load of swans and corgi dogs

I think they are good value compared to that awful first family living in Paris. You know the one I mean, - the pygmy president and hi rather bottom drawer wife??:

blardy parasites. I bet the old lady claims WFA to heat that massive palace house too