To think that wanking jedi zombie hamsters...

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think their views and beliefs should take precedence over anyone elses? (whilst eating porridge)

And don't make the mistake of googling that like I just did

I would have thought if they're wanking, then they won't really be Jedis.
HTH

Does anyone else remember the "ARMAGEDDON hamster" radio broadcast? With Kiki? I used to have the wav file but it got lost in a pc death incident. I think I might have a very careful google and see if I can find it

Twas a gerbil...

Eh?

but if you happen upon one cold and stiff be sure to leave it on the radiator (warm) for 30mins to ensure is a zombie cf in jedi meditation before you flush it

Do zombie hampsters crave only hampster brains? I mean people zombies only seem to want to eat people ... Is the brain-scoffery thing species specific?

Also if they are true zombies they won't be partial to porridge unless they think it's pureed brains

"Armageddon" is a classic

catdoctor I will keep your useful advice in mind

I had never considered what type of brains a zombie hamster would crave! If they stick to their own species we may be safe yet!

sorry