To think Hamsters

[PurpleRomanesco]

think their views and beliefs should take precedence over anyone else's?

Ok this one made me laugh.

Ha evil hamsters

finally, someone else sees it! it's all about filling up those cheek pouches, and scampering round the wheels, with no consideration for the fact it's the middle of the night and the kids have just got to sleep.

furry bastards.

Oh lord grant us peanuts

Hamster's have hands. It is a little well known fact that furry mammals with hands are going to take over the world. looks over shoulder to make sure no shifty squirrels are around

if so then my line manager is a hamster

It's not the hamsters you want to worry about re: taking over the world. Rats have hands too, and I keep pet ones. Their problem solving skills are staggering. As soon as they work out that whole opposable-thumb lark we're done for.

casts a nervous glance at the cage in the living room

:o

Hamsters - little bitches - and they always marry men who smell of elderberries !

and fart in your general direction...!

Nah....not hampsters. Now if you had said cats I would have agreed.

Don't believe them. They bite you and it hurts! We had a little Siberian one. Pretty but vicious.

YANBU.