To throw myself on the floor and scream because

[NewChoos]

after almost 8 weeks of nursery bugs (DS and myself), DS has now got chicken pox and DH suspected norovirus.

It's either that or order myself something ridiculously expensive off the internet

oh lord new choos. it is of no help, but lots of it about. keep the kids clear of the norovirus or it will be a tidal wave of poos. sterilize what you can. quarantine the bugger if needs must. touch nothing.
bless darling, know how you feel, lock down in a sick household

I'd give you a hug
if I knew that you
didn't have a bug!

He has been regulated to the spare room

Perhaps I should have asked 'AIBU to be totally unsympathetic to my DH'