to think we need a fave mumsnetter thread.....

[Synyster]

as we haven't had one for about a month

It's ok, I know you all love me, no need to do a thread.

I would love you but your hair scares me

I love you all... well, except that dodgy character over there ~points~

Yeah, my hair is scary.

looks over shoulder

Oldboots, you can't possibly mean me!

Nominates self

Votes self

Grabs champagne and award

Quick blah blah speech

Fucks off to get drunk

Follows Worra and steals champagne

Is it a full moon again so soon

CreepyWeeBrackets is the bestest poster in the history of Mumsnet.

Fact.

Never mind the fruitshoot

If it's scandal you're after, you should see what the scary haired person is doing with that champagne bottle Honey

Oh sorry about that. My cleaner guards my reputation very keenly.

A @which MNetter do you hate?@ would be ^much6 more interesting

Oops sorry, I'm on the cider [blush[

Good Heavens Brian! That's not polite

I'm going to say Smethwickbelle. She seems funny and I haven't felt annoyed or disagreed with anything she's written. Caveat - I don't know her either on MN or RL I don't think so genuine nomination!

wierd thing that me and Brian have in common
my mn name is the name of a guitarist and his rl name is brian

I hate myself.

well stop running along the line

I am incomplete without Brian Cox. I can run and run but the line to him is infinite.

i don't like bringmesunshine as she has made me sing that song

I love DOG. I fucking love the smell of chlorine.