To say sod the bath

[mojitomania]

and just use wet wipe on fanjo as not seen dp for 3 days but enjoying and mumsnet

so long as YOU can stand the stench :)

You only bath when you see him?

Adds a whole new dimension to piss flaps 9not to mention skidders)

Yabu. Run bath, bring and mumsnet (on phone) with you :)

Actraully - can you imagine the thread in reverse ... "I wet wiped my knob, not seen her for 3 days"

YABU. and bath go perfectly together.

Not sure your DH will appreciate you putting MN ahead of him!

laughs at worra. Been a minger this week though

Tia - Im a dinosaur with the phone

DOG - Nah! I have feremones or what ever you call them going on in heaps.

Oh no I can't go more than a day without washing! Feel all icky...
Now if you'd said you hadn't shaved I'd totally understand, I never see the point if no ones going to see it and its winter!
(DD recently told me I'm gross for not shaving under my arms so I had to!) she's only 6!

When did you last bathe? I hear men enjoy your natural odour. He may bury his nose in your minge to get away from the BO

Got to depart, dp just walked in

During one of his campaigns, Napoleon sent a letter to his beloved wife: "Dear Josephine," it reads. "I will be arriving home in three days. Don't bathe..."

You haven't washed in shower or immersed your body in the bath for three days?

WHAFFERAMA!

DoMeDon -

Des - We've all been there

Where??? The OP's minge??? You speak for yerself!!!

Once a year whether you need it or not - like Queen Elizabeth I