To wonder why some posters don't perfectly paragraph their posts properly

[mrsbertiewooster]

Shall we call the paragraph police?

Lovely alliteration.

Because they cba.

HTH

Because they might be on their phone and can't see the page properly? Or their return key might be stuck? Or maybe to annoy picky people like you.

Coz dey iz fick xxx

Because it's a forum , not an English exam.

I don't know but your alliteration was rather nice.

This is in the wrong topic.

Please have it move to pedants

It would be much better there

Thank you

Have I used enough paragraphs?

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Be

Different

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Because sometimes there are
One or two things which
Look better and have more gravitas when presented appropriately.
Laugh at those posters if you will, but they will have the last laugh,
Oh yes.
Come on, OP- don't be a
Know-it-all.
Subtlety is key

tethersend

But it's not
Unusual to find some people are
More interested in other
Subjects, for
Example: musical instruments like
Xylophones

Perhaps
It's because
Some posters
Surely are
Extremely
Drunk sometimes

Like.

Paragraphs are nice
But they are not essential
When writing haiku

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dont u ave -
anyfing 2 say BOUT that.
OP?
r u scared of
us
now cos we dont agree
bout paragraffs

I like paragraphs but making a post about paragraphs...?

Sounds to
Me like
Everyone is
Likely, no very
Likely, going to say
YABVU and silly

urnotbeingunreasonable, i think.

(no snobbishness intended, but blocks of unpunctuated, unparagraphed posts hurt my eyes)