But what the hell do women see in.....

[SleepyFergus]

.....Max Branning in Eastenders. He's always had a steady stream of women desperate for him. His chat is sh*t, he's not a looker, and he works a car lot.

I know it's only a soap and not real (obviously) but c'mon!! Really, would you?

No, no I wouldn't.

I thought you were going to say Bendydick Cumberthatch - I saw someone describe him yesterday as the new Alan Rickman - he so is not.

No no no!

No, don't do gingers. Cumberbatch, hell yeah!

HE is revolting. Pale and insipid, I can just imagine he has grey flesh..... yeuch! And how could Roxy nearly kiss him when he had just put that cigarette out, he must stink!

Not even with someone elses fanjo!

don't watch 'enders but just googled, and No, I wouldn't. And that's quite a forehead.

Now Jack Branning - yes I might. But he's such a misery....

Well I would!!!!

Max and jack.... Not too fussy!

I would blush There's just something about that cheeky grin

He is just awful!! I hate that brown outfit he wears too. I wouldn't do Jack either as he is so fricking miserable.

Even if I was marooned on a desert island for months and desperate I'd rather use a bit of bamboo!

On the desert island with him obviously.

That said, both Jack and Max are preferable to Derek!

His hands are revolting.[boak]

Meh. I would.

Yes Dione his hands are gross. Stubby bitten fingernails. Imagine those hands on you. Vom!

Although he isn't as bad as Derek. (hardly a recommendation I know!)

I would

mmmmmmmmm Cumberbatch........

Thank you Sleepy, for making me do a little bit of sick in my mouth.

I so would and I've never even done a ginger. His eyelashes do always make me pause but there is something about him.

A few friends and I saw him (Max, of course not whoever he pretends to be outside of the square) in Fortnums a Christmas ago. The general consensus is he'd probably give you a right old seeing to and we were all up for that

maybe he's got a tongue like an enthusiastic snake