They come into my house and wander about, in and out of rooms that they have no business being in. They even walk into the utility room and peer behind the washing machine.
They never come alone - they always bring friends and family.
They won't leave - I try shooing them out but they just keep hanging around. They get under my feet and I am constantly tiptoeing around them.
They never bring anything with them and they have no conversational ability whatsoever.
And sometimes they die in my house and I have to get rid of them.
Bloody woodlice. It's like an invasion. No manners whatsoever!