To think that if you have a tendency to Zombie Poos

[Honeydragon]

You should at least hang around after flushing to deal with them yourself?

Why is is down to me to send them to their final resting place?

Yes Dh I'm talking about you and you're Zombie turds from beyond the Ubend

Zombie poos! Aaaaarf.

YANBU

Now that could put a whole new world of meaning into poo fragments and cubes of poo...

DH rang me on his way to work last week. He had forgotten to do the 'second flush' after his morning poo and didn't want me to get a nasty surprise.

He's so thoughtful.

Quenelle...that's ALL I ask, at least a warning that something sinister might be lurking.

He blames me as I cook...neither I nor the dcs produce these hideous forms, so it's entirely his responsibilitythe freak.

strikeout fail

Excellent clearly I am 100% reasonable and should not have to require a OFRS just to go in my bathroom