Not really AIBU but one of the other threads mentioned ready made pancake mix.
Mix one full cup of plain flour (not self raising), pinch of salt, 1/3 cup of sugar (same cupsize as for the flour), 1 full cup (again same cup) with milk and 1 or 2 eggs (2 eggs gives richer pancakes). Mix all through with whisk. Heat a bit of sunflower oil (or other oil but not olive oil) in a frying pan on high setting. Once oil is hot add a ladle of the mix and turn hob down to medium heat. Once the top of the pancake starts drying (e.g. no longer running) turn the pancake and finish cooking on other side on medium to low heat. If you like you can add bacon rashers once you have put batter in the pan or cheese (but cheese best for last pancake as it makes the pan sticky). Very easy, very cheap and no scales needed, just use the same cup for all measuring.