To insist that DH rubs my .....

[BettySuarez]

feet whenever I demand it of him, but to not EVER return the favour?

My feet are soft and lovely with perfect arches and dainty toes where's his are hairy and warty with odd shaped nails.

I keep waving them in his face when we snuggle up on the sofa but he's being very lax!

YABVU. My DH is always waving his feet at me, but never bloody reciprocates. I ignore now as a matter of principle.

YANBU.

But I assume you're really talking about oral.

at Chaos

YANBU With err...feet like his I wouldn't either.

You remind me of my DH, he asks me to wash his back and massage him, but he would never reciprocate. Well, he did not, but now he will give me a lovely massage if I ask. Otherwise it is not fair you know, and you are suppose to love your husband, hairs and warts included.
Now if you are talking oral, I do not understand a word............

Rilly?

Don't undertand a word?

I really hope the OP is talking about feet seeing as she's mentioned warts

I really do mean feet - you filthy bunch

Yeah, yeah.