Actually, I am not being at all unreasonable.

[openerofjars]

So there.

Saying 'so there' is childish and unreasonable.

only if followed by poking tounge out and stomping left foot....

Left foot? Totally unreasonable

No no, right foot.

Both feet. Obviously.

Isn't that just jumping?

If you jump with both feet, that's jumping. But if you stomp with both feet, that's stomping. You just have to do it properly. Your facial expression will make all the difference.

I could jump up and down...

Hang on.

I said I was NBU.

Arse.

Spectacular fail there.

YBU

Right, that's IT! I'm getting the fish. The big dead one. Brace yersen for a fish-slapping!

I am.

That's all.

I am fab and groovy ma dear! Had a private scan last night and inadvertantly found out we're having a baby boy! The sonographer said his willy was massive so cue DH beaming! I didn't have the heart to tell him that they probably say that to everyone

Didn't go to find out the sex was just to check baby boo was all healthy and fine as I was being a bit of a nobber and worrying about the little tike.

Hows goes everything with you?! Baby jars behaving?

Yay! I have a boy and, in my limited experience of parenting one child, boys are great (as are girls, I'm sure. My goddaughter is). Lots of dinosaurs, that's what you need in about two years' time .

All well here, bit sore after rearranging shitey horrible attic for a viewing on our house today. Also, minijars2 kicking the fuck out of my colon right now, the wee scamp.

Cervix, you okay today?