But what if we are being reasonable?
I am reasonable. I am the reasonable-ist person you could imagine.
a) I pick up other peoples' lolly wrappers and put them in the bin
b) I choose only low-noise foods in cinemas
c) I rescue worms and other small invertebrates when they stray on to busy thoroughfares
d) I put tops back on hangers in shops when they have flopped off
e) I make purry noises to cats that are complete strangers whilst out walking
What am I - and other reasonable sorts - meant to do under the new regime? I'm confused 
Should we also go off and do something else instead, or loiter here in the event of any other unreasonableness?
I need to know. I'm thinking of selling up and moving to Slings and Backpacks - it seems quite quiet and parochial over there. There was a drive-by trolling back in '05 I believe - nothing since, though, and the property's cheap.