God where do i start, DP loves something for the weekend (says a lot for him doesnt it) and while i used to watch it to gradually "he" has made it so annoying to watch.
where do i start, the constant referring to football at every given opportunity, the constant err... when he forgets what hes meant to be saying, the hideous laugh, the ability to turn every single conversation back onto himself, and the worst thing i find is when the chef has made something to eat, knowing he has to speak in a few seconds will shovel a load of food in his mouth then try to do a link while covering his mouth with hand in the hope none of the food spills out making him even harder to understand.
and don't get me started on the mannequin sat next to him... it cant be just me waiting patiently for him to eat something he's allergic to and blow up live on air 