I hummed and hawed about a wearable Valentino skirt in a charity shop for £3.99. Didn't get it in the end. Birds, you could make one by recycling from much nicer material from stuff in a charity shop It's acetate.
While I was in there a couple came in and the guy said 'yuck, dead peoples clothes!' I like to think it's clothes from people who have put on or lost weight, aside from the worn out stuff.