to demand that you all cheer me the hell up

[ditavonteesed]

before I eat any more bloody food and undo a month of hard work.
I like lolcats, and cute puppys and jokes.
Thanks.

OK joke : what do you call a pig with three eyes?

piiig!

Oh, not intended to comment on your eating....it was the only joke I could think of

the joke made me giggle, the second comment actually made me lol.

what are lolcats by the way?

fluffy kitten

I think this thread could have got off to a slightly better start.

Have you thought about focusing on something useful yet pleasant, like the best order in which to kill off the Loose Women?

I think Denise Welch has to go first.
Carol McGiffen.
Vorderman.

Lmao @ piiig and next comment

Google Damn You Auto Correct.

Job done

no you see I would gun them all down at once while doing excellent two handed gun fast shooting.
loving little kitty.

Could you not make Jane McDonald suffer a bit? At least as long as one of her songs.

I ould make both jane mcdonald and dh suffer by getting her to sing to him before I allow dh to murder her.

Get her to do a duet with Cilla.

I think I luffs Linerunner

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.ca/imgres?q=i+am+fluffy+destroyer+of+worlds&hl=en&sa=X&biw=1280&bih=709&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=g7huFostrMLLQM:&imgrefurl=cheezburger.com/View/1703510784&docid=IlPldjoT9kgKfM&imgurl=images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/2/4/128782715113151391.jpg&w=400&h=300&ei=M-UiT-yIFOTmiALViLXLBw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=204&vpy=169&dur=831&hovh=194&hovw=259&tx=139&ty=106&sig=114943231377014914740&page=1&tbnh=173&tbnw=227&start=0&ndsp=16&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">He is Fluffy, Destroyer of Worlds

nevermindAndy, we must unite with Fluffy to destroy Loose Women.

Quite frankly, I'd take Sherry Hewson and strap her to a train track.

I'm writing a song about recurrent PND for a mate of mine. So far it goes;

I get knocked up but I get down again.

he he, love fluffy he would fit in well here. am much cheered up, dh brought me vodka and best mate has come round for a cuppa.

A cuppa vodka sounds just the ticket.

If you are going to do away with the Loose Women you need to do it True Grit (original John Wayne version) style and shout "Fill your hands you son-of-a-bitch"
... before galloping towards them on your horse shooting two-handed.

Not that I'm advocating the shooting of anyone mind ... just musing.

Oh, sure, Salmo, it's all metaphorical and hypothetical and that.

Totally ...

OK, Salmo, please don't miss, especially Vordermort.

I'm gunning for Street-Porter first.

Figuratively.

Hewson.

McGiffin

Vordemort (love it!)

In no particular order -

feast your eyes

(The captions are actually better than the pictures in many cases)

I think Denise Welch kind of 'died' in the BB house anyway?

It won't display, Vivi.