to ask for help creating an absolutely shit-hot personal spec?

[AtYourCervix]

My job is being advertised.

It has to be MY job.

It is in fact MY job.

There will be competition.

I need help with my personal spec, rather than the normal boring did a, b and c in 2003 and i am a good team player bollocks.

So - what goodness can i put in it?

Sounds stupid but a good layout of CV is a must - I was given the tip of rightj ustifying my name and contact details as a header. Reason - all files are hole punched on the left!

Apart from that - no other advice. Sorry

And of ourse spell checking

FUCK!!!
Course

it's an on-line form to fill in so just all the random crap in the right boxes.

apart from the I am fabulous and you need me bit.

Need to see the job spec? But you mightn't want us to. Try to stand out a bit and repeat phrases used in the spec in your app. Is it a CV or form?

Is there a spec of requirements for the job? My job had a job description and list of essential and desirable qualifications and skills when advertised, I worked through that making a list of my wonderful points for each requirement then worked from there.