To think my fanjo has magically expanded?

[RevoltingPeasant]

.... Warning, TMI

Okay this is a serious Mooncup question. Has anyone had one of these for a year or so and then suddenly it starts leaking out the side? No visible holes. Previously clottight watertight.

Therefore... am I being unreasonable to think my vadge has randomly got middle-aged spread?

will possibly regret posting this in the morning

I've had mine for 6 years. No leakage yet but I'm 30 tomorrow and wondering when I should move up to the bigger one. Surely my fanjo won't expand as soon as I hit 30!

OOh hope mine does. Giving birth soon.

Norway

Is this a very recent problem? How recent? Several months, or just now?

(I'm leading up to asking if you're constipated, just so you know)

Not that this has ever happened to me. At all. Ever.

GreenEyes no, thanks for asking. About 2 mos.

Does it mean I have the plague?

Cervix Sweden?

It SHOULD have little holes. The mooncup has, I think, six little holes around the bottom of the 'lip' bit. If they clog up then I believe leakage can happen - so check that.

Oh well phew, that's a good thing isn't it? Count your blessings and all that

Daft question, but are you sure your periods haven't got heavier?

I feel a bit asking these intimate questions now

No the MC isn't fully full when it happens so it's definitely, er, round the sides.

I use the bigger size already

Well, I guess at least birth will be easy.

Ask away GreenEyes It's kind of like being at the dr's except you're not a creepy old man.

Haha this is one of the best thread titles ever - I just had to click on it!

On a more helpful note, I did used to have a diaphragm and you had to be measured for that (well, not with a tape measure, obviously, I never asked how they did it). The instructions that came with it said that once you had children or reached a certain age you would need a bigger one.

So I think yes, your fanjo may well have middle aged spread.

There's a sentence I've never written before

I'm 32

I can't think why this is, I mean it's not like DP's suddenly got bigger or anything.

God I'm going to regret this in about 12 hrs, aren't I.

yes you will.

have you got Vagina dentata lol.

mine leaks when i need a pooh, as i can't seem to get the position right

Maybe I should go for a smear with my least-favourite nurse and find out?

Actually ever since I saw a weird horror movie about VD, every time I have a smear I always want to say 'Well, you won't be getting that back'.

Probably inappropriate, all things considered.

was it teeth

I need to remove mine to poo, it seems there isn't room for it to come out without experiencing major discomfort.

At least if you regret this in the morning, I'll will too OP.

This is the so funny Well maybe not for you op, but it's great to read! I don't have a mc so no advice sorry.

My mooncup is awesome my bajingo hasn't grown yet.