Public loos

[ThisIsANickname]

AIBU to HATE when people try to have a conversation with me while I am using a public toilet? It really gets on my nerves.

I do specifically mean while I am in the stall and having a moment. I have had people actually shouting over the stall doors asking about my day and what I've been up to. I mean, really? Really, really?

And of course there is no polite way to ask someone to stop talking to you why you are relieving yourself, is there?

YANBU! Anyone who does so is BU.

Out of curiosity, why wouldn't you poo? I mean, it's not like a bloke who stands for one and sits for another. You just sit there... why would pooing be any different to having a wee?

Cos it plops and stinks?!