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to be very thick?

25 replies

devonshiredumpling · 12/01/2012 18:57

i have two questions which make me be very thick and please dont laugh

  1. what is dogging?
  2. what is a brazilian?
OP posts:
G1nger · 12/01/2012 18:59

And 3) What is Google? Wink]

lifechanger · 12/01/2012 18:59

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ElectricSoftParade · 12/01/2012 19:00

Lifechanger is very wise and completely correct.

stubborncow · 12/01/2012 19:00

a Brazilian is
a) someone from Brazil
b) a style of waxing off the hair (apart from a "landing strip") in the female genital region
c) I have also seen the semi-permanent straightening of hair referred to as "Brazilian treatment" here in Canada

dogging is
a) being a dog
b) having sex in a carpark or other public place and being observed or being the observer in that situation(appaerntly there are known places where fellow enthusiasts can come and observe)

Pascha · 12/01/2012 19:01
  1. To track or trail persistently: "A stranger then is still dogging us" (Arthur Conan Doyle)

  2. Someone who comes from Brazil.

Smile
GiserableMitt · 12/01/2012 19:02

lmgtfy.com/?q=dogging

fivefoottwowitheyesofblue · 12/01/2012 19:03

Ok I am not the most worldly wise but my understandings are:

  1. ........is when couples shag in cars in public places (that are known to other doggers) so that others can watch

  2. .........is when your 'lady garden' is waxed leaving only a thin strip

Hth - happy to stand corrected though!

MrsHankey · 12/01/2012 19:04

Well, I've used 'Google' to find you a Brazilian dog on the sometimes useful Wikipedia if that helps Grin

Not sure how much 'dogging' he does though

fivefoottwowitheyesofblue · 12/01/2012 19:04

Grin @ G!nger

Slainte · 12/01/2012 19:04

Grin at stubborncow - dogging is being a dog Grin

MrsHankey · 12/01/2012 19:06

So, by that reckoning, my 'brazilian dog' probably does lots of dogging Grin

SandStorm · 12/01/2012 19:07

what is google - a very dangerous tool in the wrong hands. I have been burnt many several times thanks to MN.

OnlyANinja · 12/01/2012 19:07

Surely being thick is not a choice so you can't be reasonable or unreasonable to be thick because you can't help it?

SandStorm · 12/01/2012 19:07

(obviously that was meant to be crossed through, not underlined)

OnlyANinja · 12/01/2012 19:08

Twinkle you rather lose the smuggery of LMGTFY if you demonstrate that you can't read the instructions by the posting box that tell you how to link :o

QuintessentiallyShallow · 12/01/2012 19:09

This is dogging this is a panda having dogged his heritage

Here you find a brazilian

And this is google

TwinkleToes64 · 12/01/2012 19:13

OnlyANinja Thanks for pointing that out!! Thought it might slip through but sadly not.

Why can't you edit.....Shock

OnlyANinja · 12/01/2012 19:16

Unfortunately this doesn't have any good results

TwinkleToes64 · 12/01/2012 19:17
Envy
TheMonster · 12/01/2012 19:18

YABU.

Molehillmountain · 12/01/2012 19:31

Ah...yanbu because I have now been educated on one of those definitions Blush. I will not say which!

TheParanoidAndroid · 12/01/2012 19:53

Where is Chat?

confusedpixie · 12/01/2012 20:06

OP don't worry, I never knew what dogging was until last year when I discovered that we lived at the end of a dead-end lane which was popular to doggers due to it's location through the woods. I wasn't too impressed when I discovered this the hard way one evening! Blush/Shock

I still don't understand why people would want a Brazilian though Grin

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