Staying with my family right now, only come down twice a year. My parents are very.... parental, and won't let me get a hotel room or stay on the sofa. In fact my dad sleeps in the living room on a blow up bed and I have his bed- madness, I'm 29 and more than happy not to put them out.
ANYWAY my dad's room is next to the living room and he is snoring like a hippo with a snoring problem. The walls are shaking! AIBU to want to sneak in, smack him smartly about the head with my slipper to stop said snoring, then sneak out? It's 2am and I would like to sleep.