to wonder what is an "unfamiliar MN Machine"?

[ChimesTrulyRing]

Now I'm .

You what?

Que?

No idea, but certainly not:

A steam mop
A Babyliss Big Hair
A slowcooker

A kitchen aid.

eh? bump

A Robin Reliant.

Tardis

eh? exactly bes.

um...
An automated tattoo machine?
A sausage roll maker?
A frootshoot chiller hat? (dunno if there is one, just thought it would be unfamiliar!)
ummmmm....
nope, can't think of any others.

Wot you on about, Chaos?

You are attempting to pass the Turing test.

So far you have failed.

Oh thank you for enlightening BtP, I was most confused.

It is battery operated and comes in handy when DH is away.