To drop a nuclear bomb on Ambridge?

[MissMarjoribanks]

My mum has just been listening to this patronising shite on iPlayer. AIBU to bomb the fuckers?

YABU. Too cruel to all the animals; too quick and kind for most of the people.

Oh blasphemy. I've grown up with the A crowd, they're like my family. YABVU

I love the Archers, can't cope if I miss it, tweet on the Archers, have even fleetingly thought about joining the fanclub until I saw how much it costs. I a

Thing is, I loathe 95% of the characters with an absolute passion (the smug middle-class middle aged women who all sound the same and the way working class are only there for comic relief.)

I also hate the countryside (the dull bits between the cities without street lights) farmyard animals and farmers themselves.

The 12 minutes I spend apoplectic with rage, screaming abuse at my least favourite characters are extremely therapeutic, sort of like the two minutes hate in 1984.

It also reminds me of why I would never vote Tory.

Bomb away buy only if I get to press the red button.

YABU - as much as most of the characters drive me mad I cannot help but love Ambidge and dream of village life.

The recent hen and stag episode was particularly dire, so if it was that episode I will forgive you!