AIBU to think that threads about Santa's Sack...

[Trills]

...should be filthy?

The eternal question. Hairy or not hairy? It's a proper conundrum.

It would be droopy I think. Marbles in a plastic bag type.

Non hairy for nicer 'teabagging'

Sweaty fo'sho'. All that sitting in a fur suit.

I'm unsure whether to puke lavishly at teabagging or snigger like a schoolgirl? Ho hum - which is it to be?

Bleurgh!

It's not his fault he gets a sooty sack

Or that it's all wrinkly and old.

I'm gonna grass you up to him trills you naughty girl, just you wait 'till next year.

No presents for you.

hahahahahahahahaha Trills I had a feeling it may be your name in the 'who started' column before I saw it. Just saying.

He only comes once a year and emptys his sack! Sounds like my husband

Bonkerz

It's full of soot, I know that much.

Me beard is black, there's soot in me sack, me nose is tickling too
When Santa got stuck up the chimney, atchoo, atchoo, atchoo.

Conclusive proof.

Not my idea...

No, 'course it's not

I always thought that teabagging was where a chap rested his nadgers on your eyes. Y'know, like when you're having a face mask..

Ffs Santa doesn't have anything down there at all! He's smooth...like an Action Man or a Barbie....he's too special to have bits!

Hahahahaha

Has everyone seen the Usborne children's board book 'That's not my Santa'?

Apparently, 'his sack is too rough'.

santa would not wax

it'll be soft and downy, like his beard

Eurgh! Yank that is disturbing!

I think I heard about it on MN. When I spotted it in WH Smiths a few years ago, MrCock and I stood there cackling for ages and decided we had to buy it (for DS, of course).

Yank- we had that book in work.

I and a colleague had a good snigger.

I know of the "that's not my..." but surely someone is having a laugh?

Actually I quite like the idea that people who write children's books try to sneak in filthy things :o

Dp has fallen asleep again. Looks like Santa will be the only one emptying his sack in this house tonight