I believe I am destined to not iron.
My iron broke.
I borrowed one from my mum
It also did not work.
While waiting for the borrowed iron to cool down so I could use my old not quite as bad iron, I rested my feet on ironing board...
... Which promptly collapsed and is broken beyond repair.
AIBU to take this as a sign that I should just not be bothering to iron at all? It seems destined not to happen