OK I'm a bit sozzled.

[Salmotrutta]

So my question is this:

Who would you kill smother with kindness? Who benefits? Eh?

My answer is - my MIL.

What a surprise.

That aside - I'd decimate my SIL on a whim. She's a bit nuts

But I smile and nod, smile and nod.

I'm "nice" apparently.

Yeaaah, you're so right.

Thats a shame.Would you like some coffee?

Don't know