to not feel guilty

[teahouse]

I got home from work shattered and ate a whole box of maltesers.
Do I feel guilty; NO

AIBU to relish being a total pig?

That's not bad at all because
Malteasers just don't count

Yeah, they've got all those holes in. In fact they are mostly air. So definitely diet food.

Am working my way through a box of after eights. It is after 8 therefore they don't count either!

Tin of Roses here.
(I win)

:)