To demand virtual Christmas Cards to send to MNetters?

[Hullygully]

I think not. I want a choice of at least three that I can send with felicitations of the season.

That'd be marve. Can I have the one with the dove?

OH FINE then.

I'll do my own.

Happy Christmas Paggy, Umami, MmeDefarge, Jins, Fids, Mammoth, Sybil, Belle and Entropy

May your stockings always bulge with the unexpected.

Ooo good, someone to play with.

For Sue, joyeux Noel

May your fire blaze and your chestnuts ripen warmly and fully.

Happy Christmas Frothers

For those quieter moments, when you just need some R&R

For Hully

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=christmas+pigeon&hl=en&sa=X&rls=com.microsoft:en-GB:%7Breferrer:source%3F%7D&rlz=1I7DSGJ_enGB389&biw=1366&bih=643&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=OdGwrGNYTc2m6M:&imgrefurl=my-garden-birds.blogspot.com/2009/12/merry-christmas-from-my-garden-birds.html&docid=s7Mll5XWlGKWkM&imgurl=3.bp.blogspot.com/_-RVYZamfPcg/SzO9c0J-UfI/AAAAAAAAAc4/B-ifKvWyTUY/s400/pigeon%252Bwith%252Bhat.jpg&w=400&h=292&ei=k47nTueCMsKU8gPO36SCCg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=182&vpy=271&dur=3461&hovh=192&hovw=263&tx=130&ty=113&sig=113902974186322993665&page=1&tbnh=140&tbnw=187&start=0&ndsp=19&ved=1t:429,r:6,s:0" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">A tough old bird

May your baubles glisten as they should, now and forever.All Men.

Mine hasn't really got Stocking Appeal, has it?

No. I am not as rude as you and I really like pigeons.

Hold on while I get you a rude one then.

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=naked+christmas+card&hl=en&sa=X&rls=com.microsoft:en-GB:%7Breferrer:source%3F%7D&rlz=1I7DSGJ_enGB389&biw=1366&bih=643&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=ox-nDxipqw22tM:&imgrefurl=projectgadabout.squarespace.com/projectgadabout/tag/awkward-family-photos&docid=A6Y_-5ORD5ehWM&imgurl=projectgadabout.squarespace.com/storage/2010/may/AwkwardFamilyPhotos%2525207.jpg%253F__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION%253D1274156992144&w=445&h=327&ei=fpDnTo7jMsLB8gOUx4jxCQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=296&vpy=340&dur=1272&hovh=192&hovw=262&tx=104&ty=159&sig=113902974186322993665&page=2&tbnh=133&tbnw=177&start=21&ndsp=21&ved=1t:429,r:8,s:21" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">so this one is nice

I say! What a large pussy.

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=naked+men+christmas+card&hl=en&sa=X&rls=com.microsoft:en-GB:%7Breferrer:source%3F%7D&rlz=1I7DSGJ_enGB389&biw=1366&bih=643&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=Tarj4KxjvTm-EM:&imgrefurl=yetanotherbloomingblog.blogspot.com/2008_02_01_archive.html&docid=rB2vS0GpRi0F0M&imgurl=1.bp.blogspot.com/Y_BUgUJkWiU/R6jq6AO6-I/AAAAAAAABMI/g2CIdA1dUFg/s400/christmas-card.jpg&w=336&h=400&ei=wpLnToGpBYj_8QO_n6CZCg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=865&vpy=237&dur=549&hovh=245&hovw=206&tx=93&ty=119&sig=113902974186322993665&page=1&tbnh=145&tbnw=128&start=0&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:0" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">this would have to be the MN card

Is this a private thread or can anyone join in?

Do you have a card? With nakeds on?

Here's one from MNHQ

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=sexy+Christmas+men&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&biw=1472&bih=801&tbm=isch&tbnid=I-PTZUDicKfBwM:&imgrefurl=paperbackdaydreamer.com/2011/07/18/some-fun-for-the-week-23/&docid=vg9TpklrRn3jvM&imgurl=paperbackdaydreamer.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/christmas-sexy-man-1.jpg&w=600&h=930&ei=4JPnTov6GInh8AP1yNCGCg&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=423&sig=113146812327350081433&page=1&tbnh=143&tbnw=92&start=0&ndsp=32&ved=1t:429,r:5,s:0&tx=62&ty=76" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> Seasons Greetings to Hully and Sue

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=sexy+Christmas+men&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&biw=1472&bih=801&tbm=isch&tbnid=a6mRkFbiu2MWuM:&imgrefurl=americangoulash.org/page/4/&docid=3BWDbDq_ERB11M&imgurl=americangoulash.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/12-hasselhof-web.jpg&w=600&h=455&ei=P5TnTsaiFciA8wP87JiZCg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=441&vpy=172&dur=63&hovh=195&hovw=258&tx=86&ty=125&sig=113146812327350081433&page=2&tbnh=131&tbnw=173&start=32&ndsp=35&ved=1t:429,r:28,s:32" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">and best wishes to all my other MN buddies

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=christmas+naked+men&hl=en&rlz=1I7DSGJ_enGB389&biw=1366&bih=643&tbm=isch&tbnid=1YWAd_Q-pRkF1M:&imgrefurl=www.myspace.com/clubpapiphoenix/comments&docid=HFgnji6wznPaFM&imgurl=images.paraorkut.com/img/graphicupload/user/5092/1082/925103e9c19c6247f19377f2aad21a6d.jpg&w=500&h=752&ei=apTnTuf6DMSC8gO7iLWLCg&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=363&sig=113902974186322993665&page=1&tbnh=137&tbnw=97&start=0&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:6,s:0&tx=19&ty=64" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">tomardylovefromsue

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=christmas+naked+men&hl=en&rlz=1I7DSGJ_enGB389&biw=1366&bih=643&tbm=isch&tbnid=_cIgoWtXSyb8EM:&imgrefurl=my.opera.com/Zaphira/blog/another-h-h-hitslink-post&docid=abM0pmiNnE2o1M&imgurl=files.myopera.com/Zaphira/blog/drunk-santa.JPG&w=415&h=316&ei=apTnTuf6DMSC8gO7iLWLCg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=291&vpy=272&dur=709&hovh=196&hovw=257&tx=178&ty=148&sig=113902974186322993665&page=1&tbnh=137&tbnw=181&start=0&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:7,s:0" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">for everyone

I'm glad I got my own one there Sue!

Oh wait. Mine wasn't naked.

Is this better?

Yeah, you did better

Naked or poultry, them's the rules Hugh.

I see you managed both

no no no no.

not another area where I can be ignored!!!

I never get cards.
I never get mention on threads.

nobody likes me.

If you are going to send blardy farking imaginary christmascards to all and sundrey effing mumsnetter, then it is JUST ANOTHER AREA where I will not shine and be ignored, and I HATE THE IDEA!!!

There.

shuffles off

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=christmas+naked+centrefold+male&hl=en&rlz=1I7DSGJ_enGB389&biw=1366&bih=643&tbm=isch&tbnid=OjSzY0FlFCbdFM:&imgrefurl=www.theblueroom.me.uk/forum/forum_posts.asp%3FTID%3D31700&docid=Tbhz9MkXR3WxLM&imgurl=img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01307/baggmain_1307679a.jpg&w=682&h=400&ei=0ZXnTsD0DcSx8QOylMj2CQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=303&vpy=121&dur=3418&hovh=172&hovw=293&tx=224&ty=77&sig=113902974186322993665&page=9&tbnh=128&tbnw=211&start=192&ndsp=22&ved=1t:429,r:16,s:192" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">for quint the big attention seeker

You'll have to imagine the hat.

erm - I think it was an excuse to link to some hot men, rather than a fav MNer thread Quint.

How about naked poultry?