Just bought our christmas tree...

[AmazingBouncingFerret]

It doesnt fit into the holder thingy that we have. DH is insisting on sawing it and I reckon that an axe would be better. I'm right, I know I am. But he's struggling away...
Why can't he just admit i'm right??

Firstly... he's a man and this falls into the category of man topics. Therefore you should stay quiet and let him do it his way even if it is wrong. A man has to have his specialisms. Like my OH and my car. I don't really trust him with it but I smile and nod then secretly phone my dad to check

Secondly... Idk if it is right or wrong. It falls into the category of stuff I don't need to know as I have an artificial tree. My OH is against cutting trees down for a 1 day celebration,

he's being resourceful

in the past, i have trimmed a trunk with a breadknife in the name of stubborness

That's very erm, kinky of you tooearly but I want to hear about your christmas tree problems not your sex games

how big's your DHs chopper, Ferret?

Let him do it.

Praise him lots.

Reap the manly oral sex benefits later.

axe!

next year, take the stand with you so you pick a tree that fits it

You have an axe we do not even own a saw

wanna borrow a breadknife, cookie?

An axe could work but would not necessarily. It could spilt the tree. Saw is a safer bet. YABU! So nerrrr.

We may have a bread knife, although even then i am not so sure hang on i'll go check......

Woohoo we have a bread knife!!

Have just chipped away at the trunk on ours with an axe. It worked. Don't think I would have had same result with a bread knife.

Those who have axes you must have gardens right??

i have a garden, but no axe..is there a link?

Axe means Gardener in my mind any way