To be developing a bit of a crush on...

[FairyOnTheXmasTreeMcFlouncer]

... Olly Murs?

I know, I know, compared to me he's practically a foetus. But I've just seen the advert for his new album and he winked at me. Right at ME. And I was all 'ooooohhhhh errr...'

Oh, good lord. Get some help.

Really? It's that bad?

Gay wouldn't stop me, I've been drooling over John Barrowman for years

Noooooooooooooooooooo!

Although I do like a nice crush thread! I get to indulge my own current fantasies!

Me too....and I'm 39

i am developing a strange crush on david attenborough, not a sexual one but often think how lovely it would be to go filimg with him

Ha ha

what's an oblivious gay?

YABVVVVVVVVVVVVVU

He's a hideously cheerful chirpy little gimp!

I'd like to take him to the park and buy him an ice-cream.

He wears way too tight trousers. YABU.

YABU. But you fancy John Barrowman, so obviously your taste in crushes is dubious to say the least.

John Barrowman ? That's just ewwwww.

You can still fancy gay men even if you are not another gay man, right?

I well fancy Olly Murs. Dunno why. On paper, I should hate him: annoying ficko Essex accent, dresses like a fucking gimboid, fat head... but I would definitely feel him right up, no mistake. I know other women who feel the same so we are not alone!

Well, as he's 'oblivious gay' he's fair game, ain't he?

yy Olly Murs. He's a nice boy.

I want to know AIBU to have a crush on George Clarke ?

I think he's lovely.

On paper, I should hate him: annoying ficko Essex accent, dresses like a fucking gimboid, fat head... but I would definitely feel him right up, no mistake. I know other women who feel the same so we are not alone!

Baubles you've summed him up perfectly . But I have THE biggest crush on Olly Murs. Have done ever since I saw naked photos of him in Heat last year, which resulted in me having a very, um, interesting dream about him .

I so would. And I'm a very young looking 39, but I think he'd really benefit from, ahem, spending some quality time with a woman 12 years older than him. Olly, if you're reading this, pm me .

George Clarke=yum soft.

My Ben Fogle crush has been ruined by that Typhoo advert. He's sold out.

sorry not Soft-that was to Mrs re GC.

Stop making me laugh out loud, DH is giving me looks and if I draw to much attention to myself he will realize I am still on MN!

@ old.

I have had a crush on David Jason for years and I am 35.

Oh dear. I can't stand him.

That current record of his sounds like something Shakin Stevens would have done.

Sex with Ben Fogle would be like sex with a Labrador puppy. He'd be looking up at you when he'd finished, panting, searching your face for approval, then you'd have to ruffle his hair and say "good boy".

Sparks

I call him Gorgeous George !

Ben Fogle, he's yum.

Bohica

David Jason. Hmmm. I see what you mean. Am loving the re-runs of Only Fools atm. I'm 35 too.

Then have a cup of Typhoo Baubles.