Imagine you're in the following situation:
You are in a crowded shopping centre with your friend and you need to use the toilets. These are on the same level as the food court but you don't want anything to eat - you just want to use the toilets. You are both wheeling stupidly enormously huge pushchairs and just to make things a little bit more interesting, you are also carrying several bulky shopping bags on each handle.
You have two destination reaching options. Do you
a) carry on walking along the really wide (we're talking 10 metres wide) walkway
or
b) decide to take a diagonal "shortcut" (saving yourself all of about a 5cm walk if anything) through a seating area which is completely full and which involves moving several diners/chairs/tables out of the way to be able to fit through
or
c) option b) plus the added bonus of complaining that the people sitting down eating their lunch are getting in your way
I really need to be convinced that I haven't entered some kind of parallel universe before committing myself to revealing which option I'd choose, so please be honest with your answers.
waits nervously with a large Bacardi
Thank you! 